lesbian

lesbian
1. (lesbian) (6050↑, 1265↓)
a woman whose emotional, romantic, and sexual energies are geared towards other women.

janet is writing abook about the history of female same-sex attraction.

2. (lesbian) (4963↑, 2151↓)
A female, like myself, who finds other females attractive and sexually stimulating. It doesnt alwayz have to be about the sex though. Being a lesbian, one can find love in another females eyes and not think nothing of it. I'm engaged to a female which makes me a lesbian, but I hate when people stereotype us. Both of us are females...that means neither of us try to act or look like fuckin men. what would be the point in lookin and acting like a guy if we are lesbians??

Don't matter if your straight, bisexual or a lesbian, love is love\!

3. (lesbian) (2588↑, 1080↓)
A female who is attracted to other females emotionally and sexually. Period. You are not necessarily a lesbian if you have strong feelings of love for other women...do NOT get this confused. Also, if you're with a lesbian, you aren't necessarily a lesbian unless you too love (emotionally and sexually) other women. Lesbians are NOT necessarily man-hating, not ALWAYS feminists, and do NOT always have penis fear or envy. Stereotypes may describe lesbians as slutty girls who sleep with other women to get men in bed, but let's get the facts straight: lesbians = women who love women and want to be with them sexually ONLY. If you're a horny guy looking to get a woman-loving girl in bed, try the word bisexual or man-pleasing whore. :)

Linda: Do you love me? Barb: Yes. Linda: Are you sexually attracted to me? Barb: Yes. Linda: Are you a lesbian? Barb: ...What the hell do YOU think? Molly: I love Linda too\! But I sleep with men only. Barb: Shut the f*** up straight girl. Molly: Kay. Linda: Does this mean I'm a lesbian because I'm with one? Barb: No, you could be bisexual. Linda: Oh, well...let's go make some love. Barb: Gladly.

Author: The Angry Lesbian http://lesbian.urbanup.com/1490135
4. (lesbian) (2106↑, 649↓)
A woman who loves or is sexually attracted to women. I read through other descriptions of lesbian and some people who made definitions on this word are just plain retarded. 1. There is NO good or bad type of lesbian. It doesnt matter if they are ugly or pretty. They are people. Just like you get ugly and pretty straight people. You don't group them into 'good and bad groups' do you? =/. 2. Lesbians aren't all man haters. Yes a few are. But then again some (i'm not saying all) straight men are sexist towards women and treat them as objects. So you can't say that lesbians are all sexist when plenty of straight people are. 3. Those skanks you see on internet porn are not lesbians. They are whores that are trying to get guys to fuck them. If they are real lesbians then they AREN'T going to let you fuck them. Look up '[bi-sexual]' asshole. 4. YOU AREN'T GOING TO TURN A LESBIAN STRAIGHT BY HAVING SEX WITH THEM. OMG. That's just plain stupid. Some guys that have their heads up their asses seem to think that lesbians are women you havn't ever had sex with a man before. Or that being homosexual is just a mental illness or something that can only be cured with sex with a guy. =/. If she's a lesbian then she's not going to appreciate you trying to fuck her. You'll probably just get slapped.

1. Bitch: Ewwww look at that dyke. She's wayyy a bad lesbian. OMGSH. Lesbian: Erm. If i'm a bad lesbian then does that make you a bad heterosexual. Cause that monobrow you got going there's growing pretty thick. 2. Sexist Man: Hahaha. You won't have sex with me because you're all man haters and feminazi's. Lesbian: Yes you go think about how sexist i am whilst you go out and get drunk and grope some womens asses. 3. Skank: OMGZ i am like soo sexay. Hey j00. Wanna watch me and my BESTFRIEND share sti's? You like lezbians? Cause i am like sooo one. Then later, we can fuck. Bring a friend too AHAHAHAHAHHA. Porn Addicted-man: OMG you are so sexy. I love you lesbians that like dick. Lesbian: Err. =/ If she wants to fuck you and everyone else with a penis in a mile vicinity then fine. But she isnt a lesbian. She's just a whore :D 4. Guy That's NEVER Had Sex: OMG MY DICK IS SO BIG (it's really 3 inches ^^) I bet if i fucked you you'd not want girls anymore. AHAHAHAH *tries to grab lesbian* Lesbian: *series of attacks. which may lead to this man never being able to have children*

Author: X.x I Will Bleed For You x.X http://lesbian.urbanup.com/1873412
5. (lesbian) (1995↑, 1174↓)
A woman that loves getting it on with other women. Unfortunatley, these types of women DO NOT like getting it on with men.

"Those lesbians are getting crazy over there...that's some hot shit\!"

6. (lesbian) (898↑, 297↓)
a female who feels she has strong feelings for other women sexually or romantically. There is no set "look" for a lesbian because they come in all shape and forms. Lesbians are of any "posse" any religions, any denomination because (yes) they are normal people. Just because a girl is dating another girl doesnt mean she is lesbian. She could be bisexual or even bi-curious so dont assume things because that makes us really mad. I suggest you not call a lesbian a "dyke" because we dont like that very much either. And (no) not all of us are whores who wish to please other men. We just go with what our hearts say.

Wanda came out of the closet about being a lesbian becase she is sexually and romantically attracted to my grandmother. :)

Author: julia bo bulia http://lesbian.urbanup.com/1512399
7. (lesbian) (723↑, 229↓)
A woman that is atracted emotionaly, and sexually to other women. The concept is the same no matter who you are atracted to. Romance, atration, sexual desire, the only difference is it is between two women.

Person \#1: "I love you." Person \#2: "I love you." Person \#1: "I am so in love with you I want to jump in your bed with you right now." Person \#2: "I am waiting." The concept is the same with or without implied genders; lesbian or not.

8. (lesbian) (710↑, 259↓)
A woman with enough good taste not to be interested in guys.

That's lesbians for ya. Ladies with taste.

9. (lesbian) (440↑, 160↓)
A female who is both emotionally and sexually attracted to other females. There are no sets of specific rules or requirements to being a lesbian, you do not have to wear boxer shorts, play football, or watch wrestling. You simply must have the capacity to be in love and sexually pleased by another female. It is not a disease, it cannot by cured by a good hard boinking and to be frank, if you tried, most lesbians would gouge your eyes out. And what about those women you see on the free porn-site previews? They aren't lesbians, they're just stupid women who need the cash and use their boobs to get it. That would be why they aren't looking lovingly into one another's eyes while they have their fun, in fact, they don't even notice each other, they're too busy sucking their fingers and staring at the camera. And to all you religious people out there who say that homosexuality is against everything God stands for, let me remind you of a few little facts behind your religion. God doesn't make mistakes, especially not big mistakes that effect 10% of the world's population, so if a person is homosexual, they aren't going to hell. End of story.

Stupid male: You're a dyke, eh? How 'bout I rip off those boxers of yours and teach what it is to really be ****ed. Lesbian: How about I rip your tiny weener out of your thong and feed it to my dog? --------- Porn-Girl: I'm sucking my finger to get it all wet for her\! Honest\! Lesbian: ...Pathetic. --------- Homophobic religious freak: Damn ye to hell\! Cast off your disgusting perversions and go toward the light\! Lesbian: Why don't you go toward the light? Y'know, on a freeway, towards a heavy goods vehicle?

Author: blacksummer_88 http://lesbian.urbanup.com/1964717
10. (lesbian) (377↑, 134↓)
woman who actually have orgasms

why has that woman got a smile on her face? oh shes a lesbian

11. (lesbian) (297↑, 85↓)
A lesbian is a female who is exclusively emotionally, sexually, romantically and/or aesthetically attracted to other female. Sexual activity between women is as diverse as sex between heterosexuals or gay men. Some women in same sex relationships do not identify as lesbian, but as bisexual. As with any interpersonal activity, sexual expression depends on the context of the relationship. Like anyone else (regardless of sexuality), lesbians can be promiscuous or committed, ashamed or proud. There is a wide spectrum of lesbian behavior and generalizations can be misleading. Recent cultural changes in western and a few other societies have enabled lesbians to express their sexuality more freely, which has resulted in new studies on the nature of female sexuality. Throughout history, hundreds of lesbians have been well-known figures in the arts and culture.

lesbians ONLY like women and they are not "turned straight" by cock

12. (Lesbian) (303↑, 151↓)
Lesbians are a divine race of extra-dimensional alpha-females whose very existence is one chiefly devoted to the fulfillment of all manner of pleasures and whims. Blessed with supreme beauty, intelligence and grace, their only weakness would appear to be their hellish lust and need for sexual gratification. Perfectly formed, their skin is without blemish, their eyes always shine with a sublime incandescence, and they are possessed of a charm so intense it can melt a man's soul. Lesbians swim inside rainbows, wear stars around their necks, and, most importantly, possess no hair on their bodies save their heads. It is a well known fact that they can, on impulse, secret honey. They only drink nectar, only eat ambrosia, and never sweat, cry, burp, excrete, cough or suffer from any other widely disgustingly human traits. Tragically, Lesbians are only attracted to other Lesbians, and thus their lotus musk, their angelic aura, their luscious charms, and their honey, can never be experienced by mere mortals – they are the eternal embodiment of the sacred and the forbidden. Please note that the Lesbians referred to above are the REAL Lesbians. Anyone who claims to be a Lesbian and has any physical or mental flaws whatsoever, or who cannot breathe moonbeams and secrete honey on demand is an imposter. The author of this post has nothing against homosexuals, but True Lesbians are something else.

-What makes honey, but is not a bee? -A Lesbian. When James saw the tip of the Lesbian's toe his soul turned to butter and his eyes burned for hours afterwards. Unless you want to be consumed within the molten fury of your own lust, James advises you to stay away from Lesbians.

13. (lesbian) (188↑, 61↓)
A lesbian is a female who is sexually, emotionally, and romantically attracted to other females. Lesbians often know they are attracted to girls at a very early age but are scared or unaccepting of themselves until later in life when they "come out". Lesbians DO NOT hate dick, that is why we have "toys". Lesbians are simply not attracted to men. They still love, they still have sex, some are cute, some aren't. JUST LIKE STRAIGHT PEOPLE. Lesbians are not found in porn. Being a lesbian does NOT mean that a girl has never had sex with a man, or that the man she did have sex with sucked. No guy will ever be able to "convert" a lesbian. Lesbians aren't man haters either.

I have checked out girls since i was 6 years old. I think some men are handsome but it is not physical attraction. I love girls, yes they can be bitches, but i wouldn't change them for the world. There is no way i will ever NOT be a lesbian.

Author: Another Lesbian http://lesbian.urbanup.com/3341475
14. (lesbian) (121↑, 31↓)
Other spellings include: lezzie, lez 1. A woman that desires other women sexually. Not to be confused with bisexuality, when a woman finds both men and women sexually attractive. 2. Used in a derogatory way when a man believes women find him unattractive or undesirable. Stereotypically, men who have had a history of bad luck with the opposite sex will find out that their ex girlfriends later proved to be lesbians who hadn't come out of the closet.

1. When Maria began talking about how she found other women attractive, and how she wanted to date/have sex with them, I realized she was a lesbian. 2. "Man, when I tried to hit on that girl she just glared at me--this bar is full of lesbians\!" 1st Man: Did you hear about your ex? She's dating Maria now\! 2nd Man: *sigh* What else would you expect? I just have no luck with girls.

Author: Erica Stratton http://lesbian.urbanup.com/2791410
15. (Lesbian) (94↑, 17↓)
A woman that is sexually attracted to other women Facts: 1. Not all lesbians are ugly, they look no different than any straight girl. 2. The shit you see in porn, no, not how it works, that's fake. 3. Most of them don't hate guys, boys just annoy them a little, but no they don't hate them. 4. It is not a mental condition, and no, a guy can't change a lesbian. 5. If you try and fuck one, say if you're a guy, be prepared to have your balls ripped off with a flimsy pencil. 6. I don't get why I have to explain something as common and simple as homosexuality to you. 7. They don't hit on every woman they see, it's like having a straight girl hit on every man she sees, which happens often anyways. 8. Yeah some are confused and whatever, that doesn't mean all lesbians are confused. 9."Lesbian" sluts that fuck guys, are known as bisexuals. 10. Lesbians do not want to get with a guy, not hard to understand. 11. BOTTOM LINE; They are no fucking different from any person on this blue and green earth.

Boy: Hey there, you're a lesbian? Yeah I can so change that Girl: *pulls out a flimsy pencil* Boy: HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING\!\!

16. (Lesbian) (141↑, 67↓)
A woman who like other women...like, more than a friend :p

"All words are much more fancier when you put "le" in front of them, like lesbian... the classiest women of them all" - Captain Hero

17. (lesbian) (121↑, 59↓)
First, you have to have a vagina. Second, you have to like women.

michelle is a lesbian because she has a vagina and she likes women

18. (lesbian) (72↑, 23↓)
A woman who has exclusive sexual & emotional attachments/desires for other females

It's the equal love between woman, as opossed to the unballanced relationships of man/woman were one is the submissive.

19. (Lesbian) (117↑, 71↓)
Any inhabitant of the Greek island of Lesbos...can be either man or woman...

Paulos is from the Isle of Lesbos...and therefore a LESBIAN...

20. (lesbian) (58↑, 15↓)
a woman who likes other women.

Im a lesbian.I like pussy cats better than weiner dogs.

Author: knifecalledlust http://lesbian.urbanup.com/4458770
21. (lesbian) (53↑, 13↓)
Female homosexual. Contrary to popular belief, the bible does not condemn lesbians at all. Lev. 20:13 just mentions that all homosexual men were to be killed in the name of the lord. Along with witches, disobedient women & children, false prophets, and anyone who worked on a Sunday instead of participating in worship.

I'm a LESBIAN\!

22. (Lesbian) (68↑, 39↓)
noun: 1. A native or inhabitant of Lesbos. 2. The ancient Greek dialect of Lesbos. adjective: Of or relating to Lesbos. Lesbos: Lesbos is an island of eastern Greece in the Aegean Sea near the northwest coast of Turkey.

Lesbian beaches are often hot.

23. (Lesbian) (41↑, 17↓)
A female who is sexually attracted to other females.

Kelly-"Oh, my god\! She is SO [fucking] hot\! Hannah-"Kelly, you are such a lesbian\!

24. (Lesbian) (27↑, 4↓)
Another term for love. Brought about by Scott Pilgrim vs the World, when Wallace is telling Scott to break out the "l" word.

Person\lesbian Erin, I'm in lesbians with you. Erin\lesbian Aw, gee. I lesbian you too.

Author: Homicidal_Intent http://lesbian.urbanup.com/5735356
25. (Lesbian) (31↑, 8↓)
A woman who enjoys the romantic and sexual company of other women. Contrary to popular belief, do not play with [dildos] and are not all sexually frustrated women who haven't [gotten any] from men. Lesbians cannot be changed. \<\<little known fact\>\> Real hardcore lesbian women (not the hoes you see in porn)'s vaginas are lined with many rows of small razor-sharp teeth. When a [douchey] guy with no respect for personal space (most guys are not this douchey) tries to enter the cavity with his penis, the teeth will clamp down on his now helpless member and rip it to shreds and spit it out.

Douche: I tried to [fuck] Zuleka, and now my [dick] is just a sad pile of mush. Jake: (laughs) You knew she was lesbian, right. Douche: C'mon. I could tell she wanted my cock. Jake: You're a sad excuse for a man. Sarah loves [pussies] and is a lesbian.

Author: scratchmaster101 http://lesbian.urbanup.com/5413914
26. (Lesbian) (23↑, 3↓)
1. A woman whose sexual preferences are exclusively directed toward other women. 2. The other L-word, easy to confuse with the main L-word, love.

Example 1: Bob: So Alice has a girlfriend? Bob's Friend: Yeah, didn't you know? She's a lesbian. Example 2: Guy: Wait... I'm in lesbians with you... Girl: ...*walks away* Guy: ...I said lesbians.

27. (Lesbian) (7↑, 1↓)
A woman who is into women, or maybe a trannie who is into women, or maybe trannie into other trannies, or mabye a transgender who is into... oh who cares\!

The LGBT club is hating on me because I told them that I, a male, am a lesbian. According to my polyamorous transgendered sadomasochistic friend, that is a step too far\!

Author: zinniajonesfan http://lesbian.urbanup.com/6018259
28. (Lesbian) (7↑, 3↓)
sexual and romantic desire between females

god damn them lesbian folk stealing our jobs and neopolitan ice cream

29. (lesbian) (135↑, 132↓)
A woman who is attracted to other women. Usually born this way but some actually change from straight to lesbian or were bi all along.

Jake: Did you hear about that Vitale kid? Luke: I heard his girlfriend left him for a lesbian. Jake: Wow... was he that bad in bed? Luke: She told me he couldnt satisfy her so she had to turn to a woman. Jake: LMFAO.. He was such a loser she preferred a woman to him.

30. (Lesbian) (5↑, 3↓)
A woman who has feelings for another woman. She will feel sexually attracted to women, and want to kiss them all over. She will want to get very intimate in bed with them.

I don't like men because I am lesbian. Jackie had a boyfriend, but she became lesbian, dumped him, and started dating Shirley.

31. (lesbian) (74↑, 72↓)
A woman or girl who "prefers the company" of other women and/or girls.

Me: Dude\! That bitch Sam is a lesbian\! Friend: How do you know? Maybe she's curious... Me: No, she always humps other girl dogs. Ba dum pssh. (True story about my dog...)

32. (lesbian) (67↑, 78↓)
1. Synonym for awesome. 2. A female sexual preference for other females, often used as a descriptive noun, that sexually arouses most males. For the male gender, this produces a utopian state, where everything is seen as perfect. However, a closer look reveals that the utopia is only an illusion, for the lesbian female is completely disinterested in sexual intercourse with the male.

1. Dude, this video game is totally lesbian. 2. I would totally bang that lesbian.

33. (Lesbian) (23↑, 41↓)
Lesbians (Other known as Vagina Warriors) have vagina swords that cut off the penis of the enemy straight man. These Vagina Warriors cut off the penis and use it as a sacrifice to their vagina god, Clitoris. The lesbians enjoy watching such things like The L Word, Ellen, The View, etc. They enjoy long walks on the beach, cutting penises off, wearing leather, eating rocks, and yoga. --Written by a [bisexual] woman in [heat].

HOLY SHIT\! A LESBIAN JUST CUT OFF MY PENIS\!

Author: Tizzylocomotion http://lesbian.urbanup.com/5458726
34. (lesbian) (3↑, 24↓)
Two girls who enjoy creating Mayonnaise sandwiches with their beavers. The Mayonnaise is a result of carpet rubbing friction between 2 women who hate the idea of good ol' wholesome, Hard, Dick\!

Lesbian Girl 1 - Hi girl 2, do you wanna rub beavers? Lesbian Girl 2 - Sure, I hate dick\! Lesbian Girl 1 - Damn Girl, look at all that mayonnaise\!

35. (lesbian) (51↑, 75↓)
1) One from the Island of Lesbos, in Greece. 2) Female [Homosexual]. Word derived from a Greek poet who was from the Island of Lesbos (thus the word Lesbian). Her poetry expressed her sexual feelings towards young girls.

Bob: What she's lesbian? I feel sorry for her children... Fred: What children?

36. (lesbian) (6↑, 37↓)
The rage of all women condensed to the point of explosion.

Look at those lesbians drinking cognac in the corner.

37. (Lesbian) (7↑, 42↓)
Large bodied women with short hair. Their first name and last name usually start with the same letter. Sometimes they are so large their fists becomes too strong and then they are no longer allowed to be a lesbian.

Girl 1: Wow, I hope that I don't go to jail because in jail there are a lot of lesbians. Girl 2: Wow, really? Girl 1: Ew?\! Girl 2: No, no, no, I mean ew of course, no one wants to go to jail.

38. (Lesbian) (37↑, 77↓)
a girl who licks pussy and tits

i like tits,,im a lesbian

39. (lesbian) (8↑, 50↓)
girl who thinks she likes guys, then meets a girl who convinces her that she's lesbian, then she becomes a lesbian.

Jean Marie is a lesbian. word.

Author: lesbians are hawt http://lesbian.urbanup.com/5346280
40. (lesbian) (67↑, 112↓)
A woman who is exclusively or predomintely attracted to other women sexually and/or romantically. They come in all diffrent types. Some are man haters, some are manly, some are sluts, and some are not.

I qualify as a homoflexible lesbian

Author: Ariel Calistine http://lesbian.urbanup.com/2392108
41. (Lesbian) (34↑, 80↓)
When a woman is sexually attracted to another woman.

Yo, did you hear Chrissy hooked up with some girl at a party? I didn't know she was a lesbian\!

42. (lesbian) (18↑, 74↓)
1. when a woman wants to have hot kinky butt sex with another woman. 2. a guy's favorite word to search on the internet.

dude: dude did you see that hot ass lesbian vid? dude 2: yeah, and i totally jizzed in my pants for it.

43. (Lesbian) (14↑, 77↓)
A sexy bush bumping partner

Yes yes Jennie you bump my bush\! Yeah you hot lesbian\!

44. (Lesbian) (24↑, 88↓)
A man's best friend or man's favorite porn or where a woman is sexually attracted to another woman thus creating lesbians(homosexual).Every person loves a good lesbian sex.

I'm Vanessa Ann Hudgens and I love women\! "So do I," Ashley Tisdale *Vanessa and Ashley start "wrestling" each other in bed mashing their lips together* Lesbians\!

Author: Pornomansterno http://lesbian.urbanup.com/3795099
45. (lesbian) (20↑, 84↓)
Something that turns a straight guy on and makes them really horny... Opposite effect of what a [gay] guy would do to a straight guy.

Dude 1: Hey i found this hot lesbian site Dude 2: Dude that's sweet. Lesbians are such a turn on. Dude 1: Well it was... until i found out they weren't lesbians...... or girls.......

46. (Lesbian) (18↑, 88↓)
Clinical term for a woman with a severe penis allergy.

I was talking to this hot chick at club and I thought we were going to shag then she told me she's a lesbian. I though most women grew out of that.

Author: Not so Mighty Boosh http://lesbian.urbanup.com/4967276
47. (Lesbian) (10↑, 82↓)
A pair of women that make men horny. Lesbians have been generally accepted into society unlike gays. Which is correct. Everyone likes watching Lesbian porn, but hates gay porn.

Lesbian 1: Do you wanna get saucy for the camera? Lesbian 2: Ok\! Let's invite some guys to watch aswell.

Author: The Cool Arsenal dude http://lesbian.urbanup.com/4885252
48. (lesbian) (19↑, 98↓)
Lesbian also known as - best porn ever

Lesbian porn rules

Author: Trevor "Wanker" Cowper http://lesbian.urbanup.com/3861380
49. (lesbian) (33↑, 124↓)
the ladies that make porn interesting.

Jim-"dude, did you see that round of lesbian mud wresling?" Me-"yea it was like porn"

Author: jeffay1234657890 http://lesbian.urbanup.com/3267668
50. (Lesbian) (34↑, 126↓)
that just means she likes what i likes

1. 2 girls + horny - man = lesbian 2. womens prison

Author: dudebroqtyergdrf http://lesbian.urbanup.com/3069474
51. (lesbian) (24↑, 118↓)
the latest hollywood craze. The new black.

"ohhh, Kates a lesbian now?" "Yeah haven't you heard lesbian is the new black?"

52. (lesbian) (12↑, 108↓)
A person/ situation that is either irritating, retarded, or misfortunate. Use to replace the word \<b\>gay\</b\> and it's associated uses. (NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANY ACTUAL LESBIANS)

Bill: What do you mean we have to have our portfolios complete in less than two weeks? That's fucking lesbian.

Author: Scorpion: Eagle Owl at LARGE http://lesbian.urbanup.com/3972598
53. (Lesbian) (39↑, 140↓)
Someone who makes a life long commitment to chewing carpet Someone that prefers Taco Bell over KFC Femminests who enjoy Box Lunches

What is Amanda Doing?? -- Kats pussy\!

54. (lesbian) (22↑, 124↓)
someone useless

Our new co-worker must be a lesbian because when he's in the office, he doesn't do dick.

55. (lesbian) (27↑, 137↓)
[drama], or a person prone to drama in every aspect of their lives

This entire weekend has been nothing but lesbian, lesbian, lesbian\!

56. (lesbian) (179↑, 304↓)
everyone's a lesbian baby, the ones that deny it just havent met me yet

you're a chick that digs chicks? I am a lesbian too. we COULD hook up.

57. (lesbian) (26↑, 164↓)
Ugly, fat women that can't get men and resort to teaming up to have sex. They're always gross and never as hot as the ones on the internet. Period.

"Is that a lesbian?" "She's fat, ugly and has a butch hair cut. So Yup\!"

58. (lesbian) (24↑, 172↓)
someone who is attracted to other lesbians, loves watching two chicks make out (and if given the chance, would totally join in), and adores katy perry ^_^

Gabby: "I kissed a girl and i like it" Daniella: Oh my god i love Katy Perry\!\! Gabby: Really? Me too\! Daniella: Oh my gawd\! Do you like watching girls kiss? Gabby: Yea, i would totally jump in that\! Daniella: Who wouldn't? Gabby: Does this make us lesbians? Daniella: Definately.

59. (lesbian) (70↑, 249↓)
Girls who act like they don't care about their sexual orientation, but if anyone makes a comment about it, they try to act smart and get angry. That is why this definition will get a million thumbs down.

guy-"So, your gay?" lesbian-"Yes, I am. But the label 'gay' is very offensive. I am a human being just like you, and I wish to be treated as so." guy-"uhhh...so you are gay?" lesbian-"No, I just have an intrest in females." guy-"so you are gay?" lesbian-"It is people like you that make this world a horrible place of stereo-types and sexists\!\!\!"

60. (lesbian) (78↑, 287↓)
A female vegetarian. These sorts of females don't like to eat MEAT....

Lesbian 1 "Do you eat meat??" Lesbian 2 " Nah, I'm a lesbian don't forget" Lesbian 1 " Ahhhhh"

61. (lesbian) (24↑, 238↓)
sexually active man haters. 2 girls with high sex drives and usually blonde because they are too stupid to know how to work a vibrator so they bang another girl for pleasure.

bobs moms are lesbians... bob: yo momma\! frank: which one\!? bob: both yo mommas\!

62. (lesbian) (65↑, 280↓)
A fictitious creature. Fabled to be a female only sexually attracted to it's own kind. Unable to fight the urge for a penis or penis shaped object these creatures are factually impossible to exist. Much like people enjoy pretending to be vampires, werewolves, dragons, angels, and many other mythical beings; many women still enjoy the feeling of "being a lesbian". At least until reality kicks in and they remember they can't fly, breath fire, transform, or live without penis.

Guy: "so what do u enjoy doing in your spare time" Girl: "don't even try that on me, I'm a lesbian." Guy: "oh really, so you enjoy roll playing too"

63. (lesbian) (48↑, 286↓)
What the fuck are you looking at this word for? Turn off your fucking monitor right now. You should be ashamed of yourself you damn whore.

Your computer is now fucked up because you looked up the word lesbian. You're a lesbian.

Author: untitledmind72 http://lesbian.urbanup.com/3080462
64. (lesbian) (79↑, 345↓)
A she-fag. A lady poofter.

Maxwell is a lesbian. She likes to fist other women. She enjoys eating their butts and watching them take dumps.

Author: Delicious Tuna Wanda http://lesbian.urbanup.com/2801799
65. (Lesbian) (41↑, 312↓)
just another women trying to do a mans job

my wife left me for another women she must have been a lesbian

66. (lesbian) (56↑, 369↓)
Really hot females who like other females when on TV or the internet, but only exist as Rosie Odonnell and other fat ugly chicks in real life.

Person 1: Dude, lesbians are so hot\! Person 2: Yea I know, I love'em Person 1: Oh gross those two goth chicks are making out again

67. (lesbian) (180↑, 537↓)
Lesbian (n.) A female interested in other females emotionally and sexually. Not a disese or problem as some see it, but another way of living or being. There are three MAIN types of lesbian: 1. The Good- Being a female who, by birth, is attracted to other females. This classification of lesbian is the MOST respectable in terms that one does not push women who are straight to be lesbian, even if she (the lesbian) were to desire a stright female. Most times, she will not push females who just haven't "come out of the closet" yet, either, as she respects their feelings and space. 2.The Bad - This classification of lesbian generally does give proper respect the striaght female, or a female having trouble "coming out of the closet". She (the lesbian) would push untill a female, not of lesbian stature, would be "willing" to date, have sexual intercourse, or perform some other form of lesbian action with her, if possible. This type of lesbian is also likely to dispise all males. 3. The Ugly - This is the LEAST respectible kind of Lesbian, in terms of "method" of becoming a lesbian. Though not naturally born a lesbian, is introduced to "girl-on-girl" material at a young age, only to become courious and try such sexual acts with friends. Sexually curiosity is NOT a crime, but it is dispicable that young females become lesbian because of socities display of females. If not for such material, this type of lesbian would be less likely to exist, as once they engage in lesbian activities, it is mainly for the pleasure of sex. This classification of lesbian can also be discribed as a lesbian under 'The Good' or 'The Bad' catagorey, with out the addition of being a female by nature.

Lesbian - "Jane enjoys talking and being with other females more than males. She has little to no intrest in males sexually or emotionally, and thats why she considers herself a lesbian." The Good - "Sherry is a lesbian, but will not hit on or preasure her straight friends to engage in lesbian activities with her." The Bad - "Terry constally tries to suduce females, even if they are straight and are annoyed by her." The Ugly - "Sally, when she was only 13, had engaged in sexually activities with other females, only because she and her friend has seen something similar on TV and thought it would be 'fun'. Since then, she has had less and less intrest in boys, and gradually became a lesbian through sex." Notes: -The author is a straight male and these are his OPINIONS based on multiple FACTS. He accepts gays/lesbians as everyone should. -Not all lesbians would fit under each catagorey EXACTALLY but generally.

68. (lesbian) (67↑, 514↓)
A woman who pretends being attracted by other women only to annoy men.

Lesbianism is just hysterical bullshit. Dykes actually dream of a huge dick right down their asses.

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69. (Lesbian) (206↑, 698↓)
Basically, women who are attracted to women in a sexual way. Lesbians can be broken into two groups, the "good" type of lesbian, and the "bad" type of lesbian. The two groups are defined as follows: 1. The "good" sort of lesbians are the cute ones featured on websites around the world. Well-groomed and [babelicious], these lesbians look fantastic smeared in baby oil, jelly, cream, etc, and don't view men as exploitative bastards who should all be castrated and then choked to death with their severed naughty bits. 2. The "bad" sort of lesbian, i.e. any chick who likes her vice versa and isn't prepared to put on some sort of floor show for the lads. Included in this group are the lesbians who would do a floor show if asked, but are never asked to do so because most guys don't want their eyeballs seared out of their heads by the sight of something resembling Jabba the Hut raping a walrus. Also belonging to this group is your average university feminist who is a lesbian not so much because she is attracted to women, but rather because she's so fucked up that she thinks that all men are just vicious animals who would rape you as soon as look at you. This group tend to have crew cuts and huge Doc Martin boots, and usually belong to some feminist/socialist/fruitcake organisation(s).

Person A: Man, I saw the cutest lesbian chicks on suicidegirls.com last night. They were the goods\! Person B: Better than the ones I saw in the bar last night. Man, I was feeling really intimidated until some Japanese guy harpooned them and dragged them outside. Lesbian 1: Hey, let's do the decent thing and put on a floor show for those guys over there. Lesbian 2: But we aren't very attractive... Lesbian 1: That doesn't matter, I just want the attention. Watching Guy: Argggghhhh\! My eyes\! My eyes\! Chick: Men are just sexist, exploitative pigs who have spent recorded history suppressing women. Guy : I didn't know you were a lesbian. Chick: That's because you're an insensitive asshole\! Guy : Any chance of a floor show?

70. (lesbian) (81↑, 644↓)
a woman who uses a fake dick when she could just go out and get the real thing. why use a dildo or vibrator when you could just go out there and find a perfectly good dick? lesbians are just straight women who are faking it because they want to be different.

when a girl is asked by a guy to have sex and she says, "no i am a lesbian." she really means no i am going to go fuck my virbator tonight.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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